Attn: FOXNews Brainiacs

The Anti-Christ (Dotard) is here and your ticket off the planet is near.
Bye bye...

Biblical prophecy claims the rapture is coming by month's end

FOX News reports one Christian numerologist says
a biblical sign strongly suggests it, and that on April
23, the sun, moon and Jupiter will align in the
constellation Virgo and bring forth the start of biblical
Believers note this marks the second coming of Jesus
Yahoo. Maybe there's a chance for our country if these
idiots don't vote anymore....
BTW, if you sheep are still around next month, I will
have some Magic Beans for sale. Cash only.
And FOX has other breaking news today. Stay tuned.....

Could the world come to an end on April 23 -- Are Biblical end times finally upon us?


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