Here’s a re-post, so everyone can celebrate President’s Day, as we all honor the Russian-backed clown in the White House.

Start by painting your face Orange, (except under your eyes), kiss Putin’s ass, watch FOXLies all day and night, cheat on your wife with a porn star, pay off the ho and LIE about it, surround yourself with MAGA-hatted, double-digit IQ dumbasses, make up some shit and say Mexico will pay for it, hire Sarah HunkaBS to LIE for you, eat six cheeseburgers and drink twelve Diet Cokes, put your name in YUUUGE letters on all your real estate, pretend everyone you talk to is a gullible dumbass (like the FOXSheep), speak and spell like you never graduated third grade, claim the FBI is BAD and Russians are GOOD, surround yourself with crooks/liars/incompetents/Russians, piss off all your (former) foreign friends, declare a ‘National Emergency’ if you don’t get your way after Congress voted NO, write a book with ‘LIE Three Times’ as the main message, pretend you’re a Christian to fool the ‘gullible among us’, send out sixteen (Lying) Tweets while taking a dump, go bankrupt (a BUNCH of times), have a bunch of your buddies indicted (for meeting with the Russians and LYING about it), have Sean Hannity crawl up your ass, make your doctor LIE about your height and weight, then Grab some Pussy and brag about it.
Should be a great day for Dotard’s Disciples....
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
Presidential, right?

IF you’re a gullible, FOXNews dumbass.....

I THINK that’s how we’re supposed to celebrate Dotard’s Day, right?

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