Just a warning.... Next Tuesday is President’s Day, SOOO, you need to brush up on your YUUUUGE LIES,

practice up on painting your face Orange, (except under your eyes), kiss Putin’s ass, watch FOXLies all day and night, cheat on your wife with a porn star, pay off the ho and LIE about it, surround yourself with MAGA-hatted, double-digit IQ  dumbasses, make up some shit and say Mexico will pay for it, hire Sarah HunkaBS to LIE for you, eat six cheeseburgers and drink twelve Diet Cokes, put your name in YUUUGE letters on all your real estate, present everyone you talk to is a gullible dumbass (FOXSheep), speak and spell like you never graduated fifth grade, claim the FBI is BAD and Russians are GOOD, surround yourself with crooks/liars/incompetents/Russians, piss off all your (former) foreign friends, write a book, declare a ‘National Emergency’ if you don’t get your way, write a book with ‘LIE Three Times’ as the main message, pretend you’re a Christian to fool the ‘gullible among us’, send out sixteen (Lying) Tweets while taking a dump, go bankrupt (a BUNCH of times), have a bunch of your buddies indicted (for meeting with the Russians and LYING about it), have Sean Hannity crawl up your ass, make your doctor LIE about your height weight, then Grab some Pussy and brag about it.
Should be a great day for Dotard’s Disciples....
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
Presidential, right?

IF you’re a gullible, FOXNews dumbass.....

I THINK that’s how we’re supposed to celebrate Dotard’s Day, right?



Speaking of LIES, just saw Dotard claiming his Big, Beautiful Wall is gonna be SO great that you’ll have to be in REALLY good shape to climb his wall. In fact, he says,
‘It’ll be easier to climb Mt Everest than to climb my wall.’

Can you believe that ignorant SOB?

No, obviously you can’t, cuz he’s a lying POS.

BTW, he made fun of Obama cuz he had a dog.
He oughta love dogs. They’ll pee on your bed, and not even charge for it.....

BTW, how gullible, clueless and propagandized do you have to be, to swallow Dotard and FOX?