Seems like The Donald must be one

of my loyal readers, cuz I just said, after seeing that he had several speech writers working on his inaugural speech, that I would rather have him write it, to see how many very, very, very's, and YUUUGE, Bigly lies  he would spew.

President-elect Donald Trump has gotten involved
in penning his inaugural address, planning to craft
a speech himself that he will keep short so supporters
 traveling to Washington for the ceremony won't have to
stand out in the cold.

"He wants to write the inaugural himself," presidential
historian Douglas Brinkley, who met with Trump on
Wednesday to discuss the speech, told CNN.

SO, after no big-name entertainmet will appear with him, (cuz they don't want to trash their careers) and he says he doesn't want them, cuz it's the 'people's day', he now claims he's gonna write his own speech.
And if you believe that, look up the word gullible, which rymes with Oranges, if you say it real slow.