Because of new 'Truth in Advertising' laws,

the Repub party was forced to change it's symbol

GOP Changes Symbol From Elephant to Poo-Flinging Monkey

In addition to flinging poo, the monkey is also depicted as gleefully, ferociously masturbating, which Hammington describes as "a pointed case of political multi-tasking that befits today's Republican Congress."
The last we heard,  real monkeys were filing a defamation lawsuit against the Pubs.
In other post Apocalypse news, Fox News Channel anchor Bret Baier says it's possible that some Republicans will vote for Hillary Clinton just to stop Donald Trump from taking over the party.
"Listen, there are Republicans in Washington who are privately saying that already," Baier told TheWrap. "Maybe some don't publicly say it, but I think there are some who are that adamant about it who would. "


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