I've just figured a way,

to add 40 yards to my drive. I'm gonna get some FOXNews golf balls, with a pic of Sean Hannity on one side. I'm thinking I can increase my swing speed to MAX, and gain a bunch of yardage.
Yup, could work with The Greaseball just as well, but I don't think he's gonna be around all that long.

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