There's a new hero at FOXNews,

where the name Christopher Lee Cornell is spoken with awe and reverence. Negotiations are underway for him to join with like-minded 'talent', including Sean and Bill, and become a regular on the 'Fair and Balanced' network. IF, they can get him free on bond that is. Rupert said he'd pay 'whatever it takes' to get him released, and on the air, but that may be problematic, as he is currently incarcerated on terrorism charges.

Cornell, asked by the interviewer what he would have done had he not been arrested in January, said he would have taken one of his guns, "I would have put it to Obama's head, I would have pulled the trigger, then I would unleash more bullets on the Senate and House of Representative members, and I would have attacked various other buildings."

Roger Ailes said, 'we need more patriots like him, and I'll spare no expense so more Americans can hear his wisdom'. Bill O'Reilly was unavailable for comment, as he is currently in a combat zone, taking heavy fire, in 'The War on Christmas', and Sean was busy with a fundraising tour for the RNC.

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