I'll pass it on here,

so you don't have to go dumpster diving in the septic tank of FOXNews. Todd Starnes, who has risen to the top in an organization where turds float, is warning the Dems that God doesn't like them, and he has proof, in addition to the fact that 'Obama is God' to the barbaric hordes. God was SO pissed (cuz they chanted Bernie during the opening prayer) that  he sent rain. TWICE! So repent you sinners(D), and turn to Donald and the Pubs, while there's still time.
The DNC only has room for one deity – but their King of Kings, Obama, was not the same one we worshipped on Sunday.
I also recall Charlotte being inundated with heavy thunderstorms not too long after their act of public sacrilege. The same thing happened Monday in Philadelphia.
I'm no theologian -- but it sounds like the Almighty might be trying to send a subtle message to the liberals.
So all you Democrats, listen up!
The next time you guys pray -- bow your heads, close your eyes -- and stop acting like a bunch of godforsaken, no-account heathens who don't have the sense God gave a goose. Am not kidding. This is from today's Bullshit Mountain 'reporting'.
Todd Starnes is host of Fox News & Commentary, heard on hundreds of radio stations, where the Pubs want to put Jesus in charge of the country, cuz He obviously wrote the Constitution. Can we get an Amen?

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