Surreal is too tame a word
to describe the RNC, with the bombastic blowhard taking his victory lap around a crowd (incl Laura Ingrahm) that looked like it came from Germany in the 1930's.
I'd watch for a while, then start to gag and my BP would rise, so I'd switch to something more believable, like re-runs of 'Mr. Ed'.
BUT, like a porn flick made with 400 lb 80 yr-olds, there was an OMG! factor that sucked me back in, (what am I missing?), then I'd gag again, as I saw the roomful of red, white and blue, cowboy-hatted morons thanking Jesus for Donald Trump, and confirming that America was over-run by terrorists and our cities were in flames, threatening the soup kitchens that spooned gruel to the starving masses. What planet do these sheep inhabit?
One good thing? Chris Christie did a GREAT job of blowing up balloons and cutting confetti.
I'd watch for a while, then start to gag and my BP would rise, so I'd switch to something more believable, like re-runs of 'Mr. Ed'.
BUT, like a porn flick made with 400 lb 80 yr-olds, there was an OMG! factor that sucked me back in, (what am I missing?), then I'd gag again, as I saw the roomful of red, white and blue, cowboy-hatted morons thanking Jesus for Donald Trump, and confirming that America was over-run by terrorists and our cities were in flames, threatening the soup kitchens that spooned gruel to the starving masses. What planet do these sheep inhabit?
One good thing? Chris Christie did a GREAT job of blowing up balloons and cutting confetti.
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