Phil Robertson, The Duck Commander

is debuting a new film at the RNC. (Really).

'Duck Dynasty's' Phil Robertson Premieres New Film at the RNC

  I've heard (but am not sure) it's called 'Duck Hunting with Jesus', (He walks on water to retrieve the ducks) Then, in Phil's masterpiece, the two of them take their trusty 12-gauges and go after gays, Muslims and Liberals, which the rightwingnut crowd will REALLY love, as their featured speaker this afternoon called for Hillary to be 'executed' for treason, which brought the morons to their feet, with cheers. No shit....
Following that, the Celebrity Cavalcade continues, with Squiggy, from 'LaVerne and Shirley', explaining how he 'saw the light' and dedicated his life to The Donald.
Should be an exciting afternoon, getting the rubes all lubed for the 'Main Event' tonight, with The Donald, featuring Melania's speechwriter.
I've heard it begins 'Fourscore and seven years ago, I had a dream'. Stay tuned!

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