The full-page ad in the Denver Post this morning,

said, 'Visit Nebraka, Visit Nice'. with pics of Car Henge, in Alliance, with the wrecked car bodies planted like the stones at Stonehenge, among other attractions. like the cranes in Kearney. BUT, if you happen to have a 'greenie' (Colorado) license plate, prepare to be stopped and searched, as several of my friends have been, cuz you might have some pot in your car, (forgotten, or not), and the countie mounties are making a fortune in fines. Just like when we used to go to Lake McConaughy, and get hassled for EVERYTHING, cuz of our 'greenie' plate, where we were looked upon as ATM's for the Ogallala 'judicial' system', for things like a beer beside the campfire, or swimming on an air mattress without a lifejacket, not to mention, don't go 7 MPH over the speed limit, cuz you WILL get a ticket, if you're from Colorado.
Yup, visit Nebraska, but be sure bring your billfold and checkbook.

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