Dotard is REALLY looking forward to this fall...

Yup, part of the Orange Clown’s agenda for his ‘Play Date With Putin’ have been leaked, and we get a glimpse of the Liar in Chief’s plans, as he gleefully looks forward to ‘Impressing the Boss’ with his YUUUUGE dictator-style military parade and showing off some his other toys, like his State Media cohorts at FOXNews where they might call in and chat with Sean.

Other notes, from the pilfered plans include:

10 A.M. Watch military parade on Pennsylvania Avenue featuring Russian and American troops marching together with missiles mounted on tanks and pointed at the media, the Enemy of the People, as our dear Lenin and Stalin called them. ENJOY!
11 A.M. Putin will be my guest at the National Security Briefing with C.I.A. Boss Lady Gina Haspel. She can recount heartwarming stories about torture that will amuse Vlad the Impaler.
11:30 A.M. Sign an executive order to send that big-mouth Michael McFaul from Stanford to Siberia, along with that stool pigeon Michael Cohen. Snitches get stitches. And they call me a traitor!!
NOON Lunch with Putin, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Jeanine Pirro at the White House mess. We’ll put Borscht in the taco bowl!

Then, some private time with my pal and maybe I can get some of that special poison they used on the Russian spy, turned traitor, in Britain.
Robert Mueller could use a ‘snack’.
This is gonna be SOOO much fun....

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