I think I have this Trump-Putin thing figured out, really...

I’m claiming Dotard was in his typical ‘pig mode’ when he was in Moscow with his Miss Universe pageant. Most people, esp in Trump’s position as a YUUUGE American capitalist would realize that they were gonna be surveiled and recorded while staying in the Soviet HQ, Moscow.
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I’d bet that the slobbering horn dog was ‘fired up’ after watching the ladies in swim suits, after he PROBABLY burst into their dressing room when they were naked, like he did, according to the young participants, when he had the Miss Teen USA pageant.

Yup, I bet the dirty old bastard was offered some sweet Soviet ass, in his recorded hotel room, and he went for it, pee pee tape or not.
Can you imagine his white, flabby, sweaty body humping some poor Russian hooker? YUCK!
He may not want that tape shown, pee pee or not....
Then, after the Russians also ‘had him’, with a YUUUGE of ‘undeclared loans’, after DJT Jr admitted, ‘US funding dried up, so we went to Russia’. (Look it up, HUYA rightwingnuts), they saw him rising in the polls, thanks to FOXNews and the clueless, gullible morons who believe their crap.

SOO, Ivan decided to back him all the way, going all in with Cambridge Analytica and all the other Social Media they could influence, with the NRA and the HYPOCRITICAL Evangelicals, who should be totally ashamed, but they’re shameless...

SURPRISE!. With Putin and Comey’s help, along with a YUUUUGE number of clueless voters who didn’t like Hillary and either didn’t vote or cast ‘protest’ ballots for third party candidates like Gary Johnson and others. We’re talking millions and millions of votes in an election that was decided by a total of 180,000 votes in three Rust Belt states.

Bottom line, we got the Orange Clown in the White House, with a minority of the popular vote, and the Russians smacked their lips, slobbering all over themselves at their YUUUUGE win.

Everything we’ve seen since then reinforces the fact that the Russians ‘have something on him’.
Nothing else makes sense, other than total idiocy on Dotard’s part, but he’s NOT stupid. He just preys on stupid people, and says what they wanna hear.

SOO, until Mueller can PROVE the RUssian collusion, and maybe not even then, cuz the clueless minions don’t even give a shit, we’re stuck with the vain, arrogant, incompetent A-hole.

Good luck, USA......