The yokels are flocking

to the new Noah's Ark, complete with dinosaurs, and walk off, saying, 'Yup Mavis, I knowed we was right all along. This PROVES them dumb liberals are stoopid'.....
But Bill Nye, The Science Guy, has a different opinion.
What he found, he told NBC News, was an eye-catching attraction that was "much more troubling or disturbing than I thought it would be."
"On the third deck (of the ark), every single science exhibit is absolutely wrong," he said. "Not just misleading, but wrong." WIll this matter to the grade school drop-outs who get their history and science from the Bible and their 'news' from FOX/PARP? Of course not! They'll just look at the hundred million dollar fiasco, built with modern steel, tools and technology and think, 'Wow, that Noah and his kids sure was good carpenters'.
"It's all very troubling. You have hundreds of school kids there who have already been indoctrinated and who have been brainwashed," he said, recalling how one young girl on the Ark told him to change his way of thinking, cuz this 'proved' he was wrong. 
And, as of this miscarriage of ignorance isn't enough, there are plans to construct a Tower of Babel, which explains to the double digit IQ crowd why there are different languages spoken in the world. That's easy, to the 'true believers. GOd was pissed cuz they built a tower that was TOO High, (trying to peek into heaven?), and he scrambled the brain cells of all the different people's of the world, who AT THAT TIME, were all speaking the same language. He/she then sat back and said, 'There, that'll show 'em'. and another future attraction for the yokels was born.
Wow, if that's not a magnet for the brainiac Repubs, I don't know what is....

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