Oh NO, this is getting serious!
20 September
17
In what some security
experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after
Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator
responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”
As he issued the
Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the
singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in
them.
The White House
immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an
Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of
war.”
But any hope that Kim
would be silenced was short-lived.
Responding to the
White House, Kim stated, “I see the bitch is back,” before signing off,
“Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad.”
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